So Subversive!

Does anyone know how to cross stitch?  I don't know exactly how, but the Subversive Cross Stitch site makes me want to learn this very minute!  The patterns are hilarious and creative, but are also often dirty.  I have found myself seriously considering learning and stitching these few obscene ones to grace my own walls - Pattern 1, Pattern 2, Pattern 3, Pattern 4.  I have also considered a few others as great house warming or other type gifts, but am pretty sure they wouldn't be understood as well by the giftee.  Today the site made me giggle with its new additions of Charlie Sheen quotes as well as new expecting a baby patterns.  I really want this bookmark and may just pick it up to stitch for myself at some point.  It's definitely subversive, but I can see myself laughing at it as a secret joke every time I read.  Plus, I have a few years before my daughter will be able to read...haha.

One other quick note, today is my 1st sewing class!  I am excited like the 1st day of school and am all packed up and ready to head out and soak up the sewing knowledge.  Yea! :)